Yes, we can. 

by Joe McCarthy

 
Yes, we can - elect a man whose name sounds more like a new wave band than a politician.
 
Yes, we can - elect a man who was a complete unknown less than four years ago.
 
Yes, we can - elect a man who has less political experience than your average city alderman.
 
Yes, we can - elect a man who was an underdog even in his Senate primary race, and only won because his opponent succumbed to scandal.
 
Yes, we can - elect a man with the most liberal voting record in the Senate, a record to port of even Ted Kennedy and avowed socialist Bernie Sanders.
 
Yes, we can - elect a man who when he speaks says nothing, and says nothing better than anyone in American history.
 
Yes, we can - elect a man because the media decided a black guy, any black guy, should become president.
 
Yes, we can - in this time of crisis with radical Islam, elect a man whose foreign policy and national security expertise was gained at the International House of Pancakes.
 
Oh, yes we can!
 
Yes, we can - elect a man who attends a racist church that gave an award to Louis Farrakhan.
 
Yes, we can - elect a man because Oprah says so.
 
Yes, we can - elect a man whose campaign events look more like rock concerts than serious political dialogue.
 
Yes, we can - elect a snakeoil salesman, who under the cover of 'change' and 'the future' wishes to return us to the same old tired, liberal tax and spend policies of the past.
 
Yes, we can!
 
Yes, we can - elect a man because guilt tripping white liberals feel 'righteous' in voting for him.
 
Yes, we can - elect a man who makes Jimmy Carter seem well prepared.
 
Yes, we can - elect the most manufactured, sophistic, and poorly prepared candidate in our history.
 
Yes, we can - elect the one candidate who makes Dan Quayle in 1988 seem qualified by comparison.
 
Yes, we can - elect a man who is totally in over his head.
 
Say yes we can!
 
Yes, we can - elect a man who wants to give amnesty to illegal aliens.
 
Yes, we can - elect a man because he has a PC skin tone.
 
Yes, we can - succumb to mass hysteria and allow the media to steamroll this man to victory before we come to our senses and think critically.
 
Yes, we can - because we, as a nation, have become an Obama nation.
 
Yes, we can.
 
Yes, we can.
 
Yes, we can.
 
But should we?